February 2009
14 posts
Top Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word...
“I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further”
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.”
“Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They could be made to serve the emperor.”
“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”
“I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found”
“He has no...
Scene stealer: The aXXo files →
“Though the mainstream media ignored it, this was a landmark moment for millions of filesharers worldwide: the 1,000th movie uploaded by aXXo, the internet’s most popular and enduring pirate. If you already know his name, chances are you’ve been doing something illegal.”
The Encounter
The worst part of it all is that I can’t even remember her name.
I still remember the day we first spoke as if it was only yesterday1. I asked who she was, and although she told me her name, the words faded away, like the memory of a sweet dream2. I talked for some time with this stranger, this lady, her voice gentle and kind3, and even as she spoke I felt an aching, deep in my heart.
Before she...
Inglorious Basterds Trailer.
You’ve not seen war until you’ve seen it through the eyes of Quentin Tarantino.
This Snow is Awesome.
Today, I’m embroiled in an argument at work with some negative sods who think snow is just a darned inconvenience. “Alright for an hour, but then it’s just a pain in the neck.” Forgetting, of course, that the snow is not only beautiful but also incredibly good fun.
I will be delighted to direct them all to how awesome my morning has been so far. Also, how much fun snow is...
iPhone Quick Tip
Maybe I’m just a little slow and hadn’t noticed this before, but I’ve just discovered that when typing in web addresses in Safari you can quickly type TLDs other than .com by tapping and holding the .com button.
Like when typing alternate characters (such as ‘è’ or ‘ü’), this brings up a list which includes .net, .org and even .co.uk (if you have...